Tater wrote:
you break your racking cane on a sunday, and the "local" wineshop is a
one houre drive away

arrrg, someones gotta have a funnier one than that

(note: I was bored, did a search for humor here on winemaking, and
found none, are we really that serious?)

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."