Z GIRL wrote:

I got a kick out of this and hope you will too. It is a bit "adult" in
nature so please stop here if you must.

Cute joke.. here's another good one-
A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.

The nurses ran into the room. " What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I guess she choked."