LOLOL!!!!


MArk Ferrante

On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 17:16:23 -0500, "Z GIRL"
wrote:

I got a kick out of this and hope you will too. It is a bit "adult" in
nature so please stop here if you must.


Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
down the long corridors.

Because she and her fellow residents are one sandwich short of a picnic,
they all tolerate each other, some of the males actually join in. One day,
Ethel was speeding along one corridor when a door opened and Mad Mike
stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched.

"STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license to drive that
thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag, pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it
up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William
popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!" Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him.
William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am".
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers Brian
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection
in his hand.
"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"